December 2009
“Nobody gives you power. Real power is something you take’”
– Jock Ewing (via desirenoir) (via sexual)
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Professional Success
My way is simple: Ritualistic worship, psionic enslavement, blood sacrifice, and treating all who oppose you with brutal savagery. Simplicity - that’s the key to success!
From 100 Love Sonnets
I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off. I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul. I love you as the plant that never blooms but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers; thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance, risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.
I love you...
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warrennotg:
Puffy, The...
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when your at the edge what are the choices….. if i may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket avoid the choice all together and say so fucking be it.
This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.
Wherever I may fall that is where I will be buried.
I have faith that, in a fundamentally just universe, things will be set right. And, in those cases where the universe is slow to act, let my rage be the instrument.
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Deep Poetry of the Universe
One might prefer to be stabbed than shot. Optimally, one isn’t stabbed or shot. Optimally, one eats some ! But there are times when cake is not available, and instead we are destroyed. This is the deep poetry of the universe.
Now obviously I don’t think women are evil witches ensorcelling men with their magic vagina’s but then again…
Interesting Tricks of the Body
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somethingintellectual:
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1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates...
Someone come over and watch a movie with me.
letsplaysamantics:
I’m bored, but too tired to leave the house.
I would but your way over there.
sarawayland:
Hey Tumblr, Sara suffered from severe hyperglycemia and is in a critical health condition. She is currently admitted to a hospital here in LA. She could use some heartfelt prayers at this time. TY.
-Charles
Hope she gets better soon.
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Chris Turk: Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me, I’d have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because my pants would already be off! Carla: Nice, while your mother lays there dying. Chris Turk: [to JD] Tell her. J.D.: His mother doesn’t...
heartbroken.
(via thedame)
Don’t let it harden your heart.
If he's willing to cheat on her for you, what...
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lisasaysitslegit:
Ladies, use common sense.
Guys got to learn that too. Last girl I was seeing fucked around on her boyfriend with me and when I when I found out she was fucking some other guy behind my back I was hurt. Didn’t really surprise me but it still hurt. You always think that “I’m special and he/she won’t do that to me”… well your...
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Anyone else like taking burning hot showers when its cold?
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I just got some gravy in my shoe… fail :(
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Just something I got down a few years ago
I wait for the days when I will forget who you are. When the taste of your name sounds old and worn. I wait for the days when I won’t remember why I needed you so bad.
kari-shma:
Fort Minor | Where’d you go
Forgot...
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